It's time to announce the winners of the 2018 Troxellian Literature Awards! These are the mandatory end-of-year awards where I rate all the books I read over the past year and give them fake awards based on the only opinion that matters: MINE! The nominees are limited to the books I read in the past 12 months and can be found here. I usually include winners in six different categories and I'll stick to that. The categories are all positive this year since the two negative cat

Lessons are everywhere if you're willing to look for them, even in other people's complete and utter failure. I have a special love for terrible movies. It started in college when I was introduced to "Troll 2," a terrible atrocity of a movie with wooden acting, child-like special effects, and a nonsensical plot about vegetarian goblins that turn people into plants to eat them. There is not a single troll in "Troll 2." It was just so entertainingly bad I fell in love. Ever sin