Late to the Party
I always show up late to a party. There is nothing sadder than the start of a shindig. The conversations are awkward, there's the half-assed greetings, sometimes everything isn't set up yet so you get conned into setting up chairs or carrying out plates of cheese. It's terrible! A good party needs time to warm up. That's why I show up late. I wanna show up after all the preliminary lameness has already passed. People have settled in, they're relaxed, and the conversations are