Did you miss my Trumptopia! World Tour exclusive readings from Trumptopia! The United States of Walmart?!
Well, you're in luck, Troxellites, because I've gathered all seven readings right here for you (hurting their exclusivity but increasing their availability)!
Drink it in, my friends, drink ... it ... in.
Reading #1 (Section I, Chapter 1, Part I):
Reading #2 (Section I, Chapter 1, Part II):
Reading #3 (Section I, Chapter 2, Part I):
Reading #4 (Section I, Chapter 2, Part II):
Reading #5 (Section I, Chapter 3):
Reading #6 (Section I, Chapter 4):
Reading #7 (Section II, Chapter 1):
It's funny how you can watch my beard grow from week to week and then see exactly when I got a haircut (from my wife, who does an excellent job!).